a memoir

Built It, Broke It,
Set It on Fire

May Contain Traces of Supervision

Owen Hammond
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"Dad. You were born in the 19's!"

Same tone. Same wide eyes. Same look on their face like I just told them I used to churn my own butter.
— Chapter One
Built It, Broke It, Set It on Fire: May Contain Traces of Supervision

Parker, Idaho. Population three-fifty on a generous day. And I mean generous. The kind of generous where somebody counted the dogs.

Owen Hammond grew up on a potato farm in eastern Idaho. No internet. Three TV channels on a good day. Entertainment was whatever you could build, break, or set on fire.

He did all three. Regularly.

This is the story of growing up in a world that doesn't exist anymore — told the way it actually happened, not the way it's supposed to sound.

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A Pint of Chocolate Milk

So I'm seven years old. Sitting in an overflow trailer behind Parker-Egin Elementary.

Parker, Idaho. Nineteen eighty-five. A town so small that if you sneezed driving through it, you'd wake up in a potato field on the other side wondering what you missed. A place where everybody knew everything about everybody. What you ate for dinner, what your dad drove, whose kid bit whose kid at church. And most importantly, if you were a kid, who was on the free lunch program and who wasn't.

I was.

And in a school with fewer than a hundred students, that wasn't something you could hide. It was part of who you were, like your last name or the color of your coat. Which in my case was whatever color the kid before me had worn it in.

There were two kinds of kids at Parker-Egin. You had the ones who showed up every morning carrying insulated lunch boxes with cartoon characters on the front, packed tight with Capri Suns and Fruit Roll-Ups and real Oreos. The actual brand. Not the off-brand chocolate sandwich cookies that came in bulk bags from the warehouse. We were a Western Family household, top to bottom. If you had it, we had the knockoff version.

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I didn't want my kids to not know. I didn't want my grandkids to not know. So this is for them. The real version. The whole thing.
— Spec-Taters, Commen-Taters, and Partisi-Taters
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There's a sound a machine makes when it catches something it wasn't meant to catch. A hitch. A half-second stutter where the gears grab and the chain pulls and everything tightens around whatever got fed into it.
— Potato Cutter
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Want to see where I grew up?
— Twelve Generations. Different Soil.
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